2023

1. BECOME 50% MORE GOTH

2. HANG OUT WITH FREAKS

3. ABANDON THE FEAR OF LOOKING STUPID

nuance enjoyers are always sparking controversy by saying things like "hey guys what if we considered some factors" because this is often interpreted as "let's disregard absolutely everything except what I'm specifically highlighting right now in this online post." Nothing to be done

bring his ass to a simmer

Im going to an indie pop show tonight who am i

When you become 20 something, you have to forgive yourself or you will never grow up. You have to forgive yourself for everything and learn from it.

a merchant has died trying to do the akira slide in a wagon

that poll going around asking how often you smoke weed and almost a third of ppl saying they’ve never smoked before, and that poll that revealed that over a third of tumblr users have never kissed anyone before, proves to me that stoners who have gay sex are a small but imperative part of the tumblr ecosystem. Keystone species

(via @christhebarker on Twitter)

I like to say ____ jumpscare whenever I see something that I recognize

*walks into bookstore, sees Hall & Oates cd, is not jumped or scared whatsoever* omg Hall & Oates jumpscare